The Women…

If you were ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce?

Julie: “Jelly donuts would be on every menu.”

Stephanie: “Clothing should be made out of chocolate.”

The other women looked at her funny.

Stephanie: “Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.”

Brittany: “Men wouldn’t be allowed to shave their chests.”

The woman grimaced.


Brittany : “If I ruled my own Country, I would want that.”

Elizabeth: “Sprinkles would be mandatory on every scoop of ice cream.”

They all laughed and looked at Jade.

Jade: “All babies would have a loving home.”

They all got misty eyed.

Julie: “Well now I feel selfish.”

Jade blushed.

“Sorry. I’ll be better next time.”

In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read?

Brittany: “Depends on what kind of game.”

Julie looked at her.

“What do you mean?”

“Well, Tommy and I have some fun games we play together.”

Julie covered her mouth.


Stephanie: “Watch a movie.”

Jade: “Read.”

Elizabeth: “We all sound pathetic. Ask us something you asked the men.”

Okay. When you think about all of the men, what’s the first thing that comes to mind.

We’ll start with Jack.

Brittany: “Dimples”

Elizabeth: “Height”

Julie: “Gross. He’s my family.”

Jade: “He’s amazing to watch in surgery.”

Stephanie: “I’m a lucky woman. He has amazing attributes.”

They all laughed and Julie looked horrified.

Okay, Bill:

Stephanie: “His tattoos are sexy.”

Brittany: “That’s my brother. Gross.”

Elizabeth: “He has nerves of steel.”

Jade: “He has beautiful hands.”

Julie: “You should see what he does with those hands.”

They all laughed and Brittany shivered with disgust.

How about Mike?

Brittany: “The way he cares for him mom is sexy.”

Stephanie: “The way he looks at Jade is heartwarming.”

Elizabeth: “He is hot.”

They all chuckled.

Julie: “The way he steps in and helps all of us is beautiful.”

Jade blushed. She was incredibly lucky.

Shall we try Evan?

Elizabeth laughed.

“He will be mortified, but absolutely.”

Brittany: “He is an amazing friend.”

Stephanie: “He is great at delivering babies in malls.”

They all laughed.

Jade: “He is so sweet with his little Guinea Pigs.”

Julie: “He’s sensitive and brooding.”

Okay. How about Tommy?

Julie: “I’m out of this one. Gross.”

Jade: “He treats me like family. It’s amazing.”

Stephanie: “He is incredibly passionate.”

Elizabeth: “He seems like he would be adventurous in bed.”

Brittany smiled at them.

“He is passionate and incredibly adventurous.”

Okay, what would you change about yourself if you could?

Stephanie: My height- or lack thereof.

Brittany: My health.

They all rubbed her back and she shrugged.

Julie: My insecurities when it comes to being a good mother.

Elizabeth: My stubbornness.

Jade: My boobs.

They all stared at her.

“What? You have the best boobs, or chest,” Julie said.

Jade blushed and shrugged.

“Doesn’t Mike like them?” Liz asked her.

“He does, very much.”

They all laughed and Jade hugged her sweater around her.

Stephanie grinned.

“What did the men say about us?”

“Yeah, tell us,” Julie said.

“Nope. You’ll have to ask them.”

They all smiled.

“Oh, we will,” Brittany said.

Okay, final question.

What is your sexual fantasy?

They were all quiet for a minute.

Elizabeth: “I’d love to make a sex tape, just for us, but Evan would never do it.”

Stephanie: “Have you asked him?”

Liz blushed.

“No. Maybe I should?”

They all smiled and nodded.

Julie: “I always wanted Bill to arrest me and I would resist.”

They all giggled and Brittany shook her head.

“I’m going to have nightmares.”

Stephanie: “Well, we kind of had an amazing time with chocolate, but I would love to be blindfolded and let Jack do whatever he wanted.”

Julie wrinkled her nose and sighed.

Brittany: “I have always wanted to have sex on the beach with the water rushing around us. I just can’t get over my issues enough for that to happen, but maybe one day.”

Julie looked at her.

“Like my brother would ever get naked in pubic.”

Brittany grinned.

“Oh, he’s been naked in public; we just haven’t had sex on the beach, yet.”

“Seriously? Gross.”

“Jade? How about you?”

Jade: “I’m sort of inexperienced, but I know I could have more fun in bed if I let myself go. I need to work on that.”

Brittany shook her head.

“No you don’t. You only need to do what you want.”

They all nodded and Jade smiled.

She wanted to do more.

She would get there.


Who else should I interview/ What should I ask?


3 thoughts on “The Women…

  1. This was great! Julie and Brittany referring to anything sexual as gross when it pertained to their brothers was funny! Their descriptions of the first thing that comes to mind about each guy was sweet and cute! I loved how you completely avoided answering their questions about what the guys said about them. I can picture how a husbands vs. wives Q&A would go over were there to be an accidental misunderstanding of a question or comment!

    I can picture a kids Q&A. That would be so cute! Truly an out of the mouths of babes moment!!

  2. How about the family asking you Questions and your answers.I believe they would enjoy know how you interpret them to the world. Plus, I would really like time know about Brittany living abroad and becoming an OBG-YG.

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